@#PRETTYSTICK @display `c `%MEGA EVENT IN THE FOREST`0 `l `2You are whacked with a pretty stick by the old man! `2He giggles and runs away! `%YOU GET 5 CHARM! @enddisplay @hitakey @math &N1 = &Pch + 5 @set &Pch to &N1 @endquest @#UGLYSTICK @display `c `%Event In The Forest`0 `l `2You are whacked with an `4ugly`% stick by the old man! `2He giggles and runs away! `4YOU LOSE 1 CHARM. @enddisplay @hitakey @math &N1 = &Pch - 1 @set &Pch to &N1 @endquest @#FRANK @display `c `%SICK AND WRONG EVENT IN THE FOREST`0 `l `$by HoJu! `@(Special thanks to Brentai.) `l `2You come across a man wrapped in a cape. He wears a heavy dose of makeup. @enddisplay @writeln @writeln `0"Hello there, warrior," `2he speaks. `0"I'm Dr. Frank-N-Furter...and it looks @writeln to me as though you're in the middle of a gender identity crisis." @writeln @writeln `2You certainly weren't expecting this. @writeln @writeln (`0A`2)dmit that you HAVE been feeling a bit uncomfortable with your gender @writeln lately @writeln Kick him in the nads and (`0R`2)un like hell @writeln @choice RA `2What do you do? What DO you do? (`5R`2)`0: @case response 1 R: @goto nads A: @goto song @endcase 1 @label nads @display `c`l `%You kick Frank-N-Furter in the nads! He makes a satisfying sort of gurgling sound. @enddisplay @writeln @writeln `2You run as fast as your legs will carry you, as far away as possible. @hitakey @write Your nad-kicking skills earn you @if &Plv < 12 1 @goto @under12 @else @goto lv12 @endif 1 @label @under12 @if &Plv = 1 1 @math &N1 = 5 + &rnd5 @endif 1 @if &Plv = 2 2 @math &N1 = 10 + &rnd10 @endif 2 @if &Plv = 3 3 @math &N1 = 20 + &rnd10 @endif 3 @if &Plv = 4 4 @math &N1 = 50 + &rnd25 @endif 4 @if &Plv = 5 5 @math &N1 = 100 + &rnd150 @endif 5 @if &Plv = 6 6 @math &N1 = 350 + &rnd350 @endif 6 @if &Plv = 7 7 @math &N1 = 500 + &rnd700 @endif 7 @if &Plv = 8 8 @math &N1 = 2000 + &rnd4000 @endif 8 @if &Plv = 9 9 @math &N1 = 4500 + &rnd7000 @endif 9 @if &Plv = 10 10 @math &N1 = 10000 + &rnd10000 @endif 10 @if &Plv = 11 11 @math &N1 = 20000 + &rnd10000 @endif 11 @write &N1 experience @math &N2 = &Pex + &N1 @set &Pex to &N2 @goto randskill @label lv12 @if &Plv = 12 1 @begin @math &N1 = 20+&rnd30 @write &N1 gems @math &Pge = &Pge + &N1 @end @endif 1 @label randskill @set &N1 to &rnd5 @if &N1 = 1 1 @begin @if &Pcl = 1 2 @math &N2 = &Psw+1 @set &Psw to &N2 @endif 2 @if &Pcl = 2 3 @math &N2 = &Psm+1 @set &Psm to &N2 @endif 3 @math &Pcl = 3 4 @math &N2 = &Pst+1 @set &Pst to &N2 @endif 4 @write and a skill point @end @endif 1 @writeln! @goto endfrank @label song @display `c`l `%To your horror, Frank begins to sing! @enddisplay @writeln @if &Psx is true 1 @goto atlas @else @goto sweett @endif 1 @label sweett @display `0Don't get strung out By the way I look Don't judge a book by its cover I'm not much of a man By the light of day But by night I'm one hell of a lover! @enddisplay @writeln @writeln `4Frank throws off his cloak to reveal the drag beneath! @writeln @writeln `0I'm a sweet transvestite @writeln From Transsexual, Transylvania! @writeln @hitakey @set &Psx to true @goto genderbender @label atlas @display `0But a deltoid and a bicep A hot groin and a tricep Makes me...mmmmm, SHAKE! Makes me wanna take Charles Atlas by the hand! In just seven days...ooh baby... I can make you a man! @hitakey @enddisplay @set &Psx to false @goto genderbender @label genderbender @display `c`l You awake lying in soft grass, but sore all over. @enddisplay @writeln @writeln `%You are bulgy in places where you were not before... @writeln `%and something vital is missing! @writeln @label endfrank @hitakey @endquest