I spent about 5 and a half hours yesterday moving some 200 websites over to a new server.
And it's a good thing I did, because the old server died later that night.
(If you are a pothead like my pothead brother, you have probably already started jabbering about synchronicity as if Buckminster Fuller were some kind of goddamn fairy prince instead of a scientist. If, however, you possess an ounce of common sense, it has probably occurred to you that usually when you move files from one computer to another, it is because it is reasonably likely that the original is going south.)
So, just to recap: four days into my new job, and I have already saved the Internet.
Is anyone keeping track of how many times I've saved the Internet now?
I think it's six.