___ __ ________ \ \ / / _____ /___ ___/ \ \ / / \ _ \ / / \ \/ / \ \_\ \_ / / \ / \ \ / / / \ \ _ \ / / / /\ \ \ \_\ | /_/ had / / \ \ \______| oyd /__/ \__\ thad_x_boyd@prodigy.net http://www.crosswinds.net/~thadxboyd/ ThadXBoyd@AIM 2899678@ICQ "Raising people from the dead and tailoring...just what I need." - Haplo "Where you'll end up is in a deep, dark hole, Thundercats. A hole from which you'll never escape!" - Mumm-Ra, in the episode where the writers really ran out of ideas "Then I guess I'll be...Schtolteheim Reinbach III." - Viktor "It's about LOVE, not...chocolate syrup." - Mika Rondell "So now we enter...ENDGAME." - Principal Skinner "My God...he is like some sort of...non... giving-up...SCHOOL GUY!" - Bart Simpson "Justice is NOT a frivolous thing, Simpson. It has little, if anything, to do with a disobedient whale!" - Principal Skinner "Alcohol for breakfast makes you think funny." - Fred Boyd "I could only save three o' my buddies...Fatty, Stinky, and Brooklyn. They were kinda like you fellas, only one of 'em was from Brooklyn." - Cotton Hill "But LISTEN to the MUSIC! HE'S EVIL!" - Homer Simpson "My fingers are tingling. My mouth is dry. My eyes are burning!" - Cloud Strife "I'm not an idiot! I'm just smart!" - Stephen Tramer "I know how tough it is bein' a leader, because I've been one. I always forget who has what materia." - Cid Highwind "Don't be thinkin' you're gonna lose before you even fight!" - Barret Wallace "Gee, Cloud......that's so nice of you to say that. ...You sick?" - Yuffie Kisaragi "Knee-jerk resurrection activists should be shot on sight. Low-brow uneducated heathen scum who e-mail me to death." - Andrew Vestal "You know, I should die more often. The look on everyone's face is priceless." - Techno "Let's see -- one guy in a spandex getup -- think you brought enough GUNS?" - Woody van Chelton "Good GOD. The rod up that man's butt must have a rod up its butt!" - Superintendent Chalmers "I wonder how long you have to scream profanity in this place before they kick you out?" - Fred Boyd "If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now." - Zaphod Beeblebrox "We are ACTORS. We are the OPPOSITE of people." - The Player "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein "None of us could've made it alone, because Paul wasn't quite strong enough, I didn't have enough girl appeal, George was too quiet, and Ringo was the drummer." - John Lennon "I have always eaten animal flesh with a somewhat guilty conscience." - Albert Einstein "The peoples of the world must unite or perish." - J. Robert Oppenheimer "What's the point of all these guided missiles when you have MISguided LEADERS?!" - Keith "All great ideas look like bad ideas to people who are losers." - Dilbert "Y'know, my apathy is PALPABLE at this point." - Crow T. Robot "You can't use robots with funny red hats on their heads against real people!" - Zarkon "My doctor says that I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therefore excused from saving universes." - Ford Prefect "DO it, Zemo. Maybe I'll be DEAD -- but you'll STILL be a jerk." - Jolt "I get MIGRAINES. Of COURSE I carry medicine." - Nina Tallman "Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent." - Salvor Hardin "The irony of the Information Age is that it has given new respectability to uninformed opinion." - John Lawton "Oh, MAN! Not ANOTHER alternate reality! Not again!" - Hawkeye "Sonic, not to put too fine a point on it, has been editorially emasculated by Archie Comics and his scrotum is probably hanging on Richard Goldwater's office wall." - Dan Drazen "Plan schman. Beat the CRAP out of 'em while yelling a lot. It's in EVERY movie." - Woody van Chelton "Racism is higher on my 'enemies' list than even 'Boom' Jem." - AQ Rhodes "Do you know what it's like to be a fairy in this day and age? IT SUCKS THE BIG MAGIC BROOM." - Puck's Resignation "Now we get to WATCH people WATCHING A MOVIE?! What's THAT all about?!" - Mike Nelson "Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's." - Christ "Pay no attention to Caesar. Caesar doesn't have the slightest idea what's REALLY going on." - Bokonon "I'm the fixed point of insanity in any sane situation. Many people find this comforting." - Simkin "I wanted to make love to her in the worst way... Standing up, in a hammock." - Spade Diamond "A work of art? It has no invention; it has no order, system, sequence, or result; it has no lifelikeness, no thrill, no stir, no seeming of reality; its characters are confusedly drawn, and by their acts and words they prove that they are not the sort of people the author claims that they are; its humor is pathetic; its pathos is funny; its conversations are -- oh! indescribable; its love-scenes odious; its English a crime against the language. Counting these out, what is left is Art. I think we all must admit that." - Mark Twain (on Fenimore Cooper) "Space lice, this is the only warning you will receive." - Bulmax-7 "Acting is like Space Mountain...it's up and down, you're in the dark, and most of the time, you're waiting in line." - J. David Krassner "I don't understand why the OTHER people who hate me seem to think they have a monopoly on the subject." - Fred Boyd "See, it's all about the temperature. When the temperature's higher, it feels warmer...and when the temperature's lower, it feels colder." - The Philosopher of Quartzsite "....I was delighted to learn that Asteroid 4923 ....has been named Clarke....I was informed, with profound apologies, that owing to an unfortunate oversight, Number 2001 was no longer available, having been allocated to somebody named A. Einstein. Excuses, excuses..." - Arthur C. Clarke "What's with you and Home Alone, anyway? Half the world hates Home Alone, 'cause they're smarter than you." - Brent Roberts "Do you wanna change your name to Homer Junior? The kids can call you HoJu!" - Homer Simpson "Yes, he was wrong. But just as some things can be right and useless at the same time, can't something be wrong...and priceless?" - Viktor "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks "What good is money if you can't instill terror in your fellow-man?" - C. Montgomery Burns "Ehhhh...educational stuff. Me, I'd rather watch things explode." - Rattrap "People always got the image I was an anti- Christ or antireligion. I'm not. I'm a most religious fellow. I was brought up a Christian and I only now understand some of the things that Christ was saying in those parables. Because people got hooked on the teacher and missed the message." - John Lennon "The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny...'" - Isaac Asimov "A love triangle has got to be better than a love POINT!" - Jess Brown "Sorry Lois...but your monkey friend's goin' DOWN." - Superman "Take your ice cream cone and run with it." - Mark "Mr. D" Duplissis "In high school, I was voted most likely to BE a mental patient, hillbilly, or chimpanzee!" - Homer Simpson "The question that once haunted my being has been answered. The future is not fixed. My choices are my own. And yet, how ironic...for I now find I have no choice at all. I am a warrior. Let the battle be joined!" - Dinobot "Family Guy is brought to you by Pepto-Bismol." - The Fox Announcer Guy "Wasn't Barbra Streisand in Funny Face?" - Holly McRoy "Just think, Thad...SATURDAY, CAST PARTY. Someone's ALWAYS naked at THOSE." - Dan Greenhalgh "RAW ENERGON, RIGHT through your twisted Spark! TAKE it! Take it right to the PIT, you sickening piece of SLAG." - Depthcharge "Do you know what it is to play a part? To split your personality deliberately for twenty-four hours a day? Even when with friends? Even when alone, so that you will never forget inadvertently? To be a dilettante? To be eternally amused? To be of no account? To be so effete and faintly ridiculous that you have convinced all who know you of your own worthlessness? All so that your life may be safe even though it means it has become barely worth living." - Gillbret oth Hinriad "I haven't stopped wearing my black trenchcoat or gotten myself off this anarchist group mailing list or stopped screwing around with spudguns and napalm or stopped playing FF and watching violent anime or stopped hanging out with the goths and the writers club or gotten rid of the katanas I collect or stopped collecting comics or ceased to listen to rock music. Yet I don't feel homicidal in the least towards real people. Is there something wrong with me?" - Kris Wolfe "A soldier's always frightened. It's what you do with the fright that counts." - Kitiara uth Matar "I don't need a reason to beat the crap out of anyone who pisses me off." - Ricardo "Rico" Banderas "No, no, no. These portions are much too small for an Asgardian god of thunder. Thor requires an entire side of mutton." - Edwin Jarvis "Strip my circuits an' call me a TOASTER!" - Rattrap "If we stop living because we fear death, then we have already died." - Raistlin Majere "That's love right there...or homicidal rage." - Jeff Rosenkilde "Artists also arrive at truth through their imaginations, if they let themselves wander freely. They're more likely to arrive at the truth than more scientifically-minded people." - Hagbard Celine "I seem to be a verb." - Buckminster Fuller "As long as you do something to keep yourself occupied...you can ignore the hollowness inside." - Lacan "It's not that I don't have a spiritual side...I just find it hard to believe that there's a dead angel hanging in our garage." - Lisa Simpson "Cowardice is a defense against suicide." - George Dorn "Honesty is the worst policy. I was a child prodigy, you know? A freak. It was rugged. I had to have some defense, and somehow I picked honesty. I was always with older boys so I never won a fight. The only way I could feel superior, or escape total inferiority, was to be the most honest bastard on the planet earth." - George Dorn "In a related story, Jerry Falwell arrested the Chicago Bulls, citing their red uniforms were obviously communist propaganda. He then locked Jesus up for promoting nudity by always hanging out on the cross without a shirt on. This rampage continued until people remembered he was just a mean little fat man nobody should really listen to." - Seanbaby "You know FF6 is the best RPG of all time when you can have countless hours of fun simply naming the characters." - Brent Roberts "We're not as fond of the Sci-Fi channel as we once were, before the management was turned over to SATAN." - Bill Corbett "In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards." - Mark Twain "Oh yeah? Well I'm gonna get in shape...and when I do, I'm gonna come back and kick love's ass!" - Lewis "Vampire!! The punishment for teasing me is a heavy one!!! I'll make you regret it to the depths of your soul!" - The Star Dragon Sword "Hmmm...you may be right. I promise to post a correction and apology, but only if you apologize for that sig. ;)" - Thor J. Antrim "Dude. You blew up the moon!" - Ruben Diaz "Your knowledge is only overshadowed by your stupidity, Starscream." - Megatron "Pop music isn’t solely to blame for ruining music (although "Mambo No. 5" certainly makes a convincing case for just that)." - Michael J. Nelson