Episode 11: The Holy Trinity vs. The Badasses of America

by Brad

And now our new story begins, one early morn, chount cockula had just finished robbing the local circle K of all of it's combos

RING!!

I wonder who that could be?

I am calling to let you know that I have let loose the Bad Asses of America, they are currently running a rampage downtown

OH SHIT, GUYS, we've got to hurry, the Bad Asses of America are let loose

the who?....I thought WE were the bad asses of america

hmmm, I guess you do have a point, but... we should still check it out

Then to are super hero mobile

Will we all fit?

ofcourse we will, now lets get going

Driving downtown

See...that wasn't so bad, I mean all we had to do was switch places half way here

So I wonder where the "Bad Asses of America" are

They are over here

OH SHIT, there they are!!

I would like to intorduce them to you, but first...I will introduce myself

YOU NEVER GAVE ME THE HO DEAL, so I have release the Bad Asses of America

Mr. T

Grimace

And finally, Maestro Limpio!

But....Maestro Limpio isn't even from America, He's from Mexico

Never mind that...They will crush you now

YOU'LL NEVER GET MY COMBOS MAESTRO LIMPIO

But...I never asked for them

I am Captain Madagascar

Super Asshole here

I am THE LORD OF THE DANCE...er..yellow jackass

You don't have the qualabilities to beat brenteye

I'm gonna bitch slap you the way I bitch slapped birdie last night

Luckily I have become imune to bitch slaps from all of my years working as a whore

I'll use my ultra power, and mop the floor with you

NO Maestro Limpio, It is you who the floor will be mopped with

I pitty the fool that gets pittied

Then I guess you'd better be pittying yourself

Hey, have you guys seen Yellow jackass?

NO I havent, I wonder where he could be

I took care of them...man that car kicks a bunch of ass