Well, Here I am, another day at my Internet Tech Support job here at Aquis IP communications

Ring

Internet tech support, how can I help you

My name's Rudean Brown, I want the Akawis Communication ho deal

Ok Ma'am, I think you mean our whole deal, so let me just get you signed up, how do you spell your name?

RUDEAN BROWN!!!!!

No you water retaining sea cow, that's how it's pronounced, I asked you how to spell it.

You think you are funny? calling me a water retaining sea cow?

funny?, YOU THINK I'M FUNNY?, do I look like a clown to you?, does my afro got rainbow stripes?

Don't Make me fin and raise up

Luke, Someones on the phone for you

Who is it

I dunno, didn't say.....Anyways, I'm outta here, gonna get some lunch

Ok, transfer the call

Sucka...hehe

(In the Background) AHHHHHHHHHHH

Hehehe, Anyways, I guess I'll head on down to the nearest Circle K and grab some Combos

Sorry we're our of Combos, but we do have pies.

MMMMM, pies, think I'll try that one

OUCH!!!!

What the!!??!?!?! OH MY GOD, IT'S, IT'S

That's right....PIE....I mean....STEVEN HAWKING

What ever should I do, wait, I think I saw this in that movie "100 ways to kill stephen hawking"

OH SHIT, I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE OKAYED THE SCRIPT FOR THAT MOVIE

Well you did, and now you shall pay.

I am Captain Madagascar

Don't make me call you in the middle of the night

HEY, YOU CALLED ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!!!

Where Did you come from?

I just went to Circle K To get some combos

Well I've got bad news for you super asshole... THEY ARE OUT OF COMBOS....

well, I guess I'll have to kick your ass

How do you plan on doing that

Hmm, I dunno, I guess by doing THIS

NOOOOOOOO......wait a minute you fool, you didn't do anything

Ring

It's for you

Thank you

My name's Rudean Brown, and I STILL WANT THE HO DEAL

NOOOOOOOOOOO, I'M SORRY, HERE, TAKE MY COMBOS!!!!!

MMMMMMM, lunch is served

Say, you mind if I mong some of those

Sorry buddy, but this is all mine

PLEASE....I'LL let you join the Holy Trinity

Well, I have no idea what it is, but as long as it involves having sex with hats, wasting server space, and killing the inter net with capitolism, I'm in

Strangely enough, it does, and thanks for the combos