The Holy Trinity

Episode 12: Late One Night at IHOP

by Brad


How the newest member of the Holy Trinity made a new story, and changed the course of history...FOREVER!!!

But first, lets meet the holy trinity


Bill Cosby is my role model It would seem that our fearless leader has the oddest fetish in the whole world...addressing envlopes, and then claiming he didn't
Brent the scientist...after many long years of working the rice fields in kentucky, he stumbled upon a theorom that has changed his life. I myself don't know the full theorom, however it does involve calling the Combos ® help line (1-800-556-7881) to make sure that his bag of combos purchased at the local texaco, was still fresh.
While trying to find new ways to impress girls, he stumbled upon a strange and not really ever practiced fetish, DRESSING UP LIKE THE COOL AID MAN....OH YEAH
I'm like a plant because I absorb sunlight and eat it Realizing that eating Cup 'o Noodles with a pen is not life, He set himself upon a long and arduous journey to the corner of the road to get a free plastic spoon from wendys
Thad Hails from prescott Luke fell off of the face of the earth a while ago, recently though he has crawled back the face, and is now here with us again, to hear him speak click here

And now our story begins late one night at IHOP where Captain Madascar meets his most dreaded enemy


Here's a hat for you to fuck Well guys, here we are at IHOP, man oh man am I hungry
Here's a hat for you to fuck Not me, just a bit thirsty
Here's a hat for you to fuck Not me, just a bit gay
Here's a hat for you to fuck Look who's sitting behind us McDredz
Here's a hat for you to fuck Oh no, not that bitch Brad
Here's a hat for you to fuck Yes, it's that bitch me, whatcha gonna do about it?
Here's a hat for you to fuck You know what I want?
Here's a hat for you to fuck Well..I know what your face wants
Here's a hat for you to fuck BAM
Here's a hat for you to fuck You punched me in the face! I'm taking you to court.

4 - 6 weeks later


Here's a hat for you to fuck Your honor, I admit to punching this guy in the face, but he made me do it. He called me a bitch.
Here's a hat for you to fuck Your honor, I did call him a bitch, but isn't my punishment supposed to handed to me by an officer of the law?
Here's a hat for you to fuck Yes...well normally, but you have a crappy hair dew. Sorry, I can't do anything for you.
Here's a hat for you to fuck That's it brad, I'm gonna make you hurt.
Here's a hat for you to fuck That's only because I haven't eatin' my spinach yet

Pulls out the can of spinach and opens it


Here's a hat for you to fuck
Here's a hat for you to fuck BOOYA foo, I hid a package of combos in this can of spinach
Here's a hat for you to fuck Ah crap

To be continued.....

Original Posted ca. 03.02.17
This Version Created 04.08.23
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Last Updated 05.08.03