The Holy Trinity
Thad, Brent, Steve, Brad, and Luke


Latest:
Episode 15: The Legacy

Author: Thad
Posted: 04.08.25
Heroes: Thad, Brent, Steve, Brad, Afro Jon (first appearance), Special Guest Star!
Villains: Chanting Mormons

Kicking back at the Fortress of Craptitude, the Mighty Trinity, together with its newest member, Afro Jon, is unpleasantly interrupted by Mormons chanting outside the window. (Based on a true story!) In the absence of beer and Combos, the Trinity is forced to regulate.

Episode 1: Thad Joins

Author: Thad
Original Posted: 01.01.13
Heroes: Thad (first appearance)
Villain: Mysterious Shadowy Figure (first appearance), in original, non-villain context

Surviving the destruction of The Web Union, Thad is approached by a Mysterious Shadowy Figure, who recruits him as a member of a secret shadow organization.

Episode 2: Brentai Joins

Author: Brent
Original Posted: 01.01.16
Heroes: Thad, Brent (first appearance)
Villain: Mysterious Shadowy Figure, in original, non-villain context

At Thad's request, the Mysterious Shadowy Figure recruits Brent.

Episode 3: The Lost Episode

Author: Steve
Original Posted: Some time between January and April '01
Heroes: Thad, Brent, Steve (first appearance)
Villain: Mysterious Shadowy Figure, revealed as Zio

With the introduction of Steve, the core Trinity is complete. The Mysterious Shadowy Figure, now revealed as Zio from Phantasy Star 4, reveals his true dark purpose, and the Trinity beats him down.

Episode 4: The Holy Trinity vs. Alex Chiu

Author: Thad
Original Posted: 01.04.18
Heroes: Thad, Brent, Steve
Villain: Alex Chiu. Duh.

Following its victory against Zio, the Trinity is attacked by the nefarious Alex Chiu.

Episode 5: JOEY RAMONE IS DEAD!

Author: Steve
Original Posted: ca. 04.07.??
Heroes: Thad, Brent, Steve
Villains: Art Fag Groupie Girl, Zombie Joey Ramone

The Holy Trinity is attacked by Art Fag Groupie Girl and her Joey Ramone Zombie.

Episode 6: The Holy Trinity vs. Hiroshi Yamauchi

Author: Brent
Original Posted: ca. 04.09.??
Heroes: Thad, Brent, Steve
Villains: Mysterious Shadowy Figure, revealed as...Hiroshi Yamauchi.

Defeating Alex Chiu with magical seizure powers, the Trinity is then attacked by Spitter Hiroshi Yamauchi.

Episode 7: Superheroes

Author: Thad
Original Posted: 01.11.16
Heroes: Thad/Superasshole (first appearance), Brent/Brenteye (first appearance), Steve/Yellowjackass (first appearance)
Villain: Mysterious Shadowy Figure, revealed as Stephen Hawking (first appearance)

Stephen Hawking calls Thad in the middle of the night selling sex toys (based on a true story!). The Holy Trinity unleashes its secret superhero forms.

Episode 8: Sex Toy Salesman of TERROR!

Author: Brent
Original Posted: ca. 01.12.05
Heroes: Superasshole, Brenteye, Yellowjackass
Villain: Stephen Hawking...or is it?

The Trinity's struggle against Stephen Hawking continues. Also featuring Thad's Tragic Origin Story!

Episode 9: Captain Madagascar

Author: Brad
Original Posted: ca. 01.12.??
Heroes: Superasshole, Brad (first appearance)/Captain Madagascar (first appearance), Luke (first appearance)
Villains: Stephen Hawking, Rudean Brown (first appearance)

Taking a break from his job at Aquis Communications, Brad is accosted by Stephen Hawking. Taking on his superhero form of Captain Madagascar, he meets Superasshole, who asks him to join the Trinity.

Chronologically, I establish in the next episode that this one sort of falls somewhere in the middle of Episode 8.

Brad's comment at the end is based on the fact that, at the time, Steve's, Brent's, and my websites were called Bucky the Lucky Badger's Sex With a Hat, Brentai's Waste of Server Space, and How Capitalism Killed the Internet: The Thad "X" Boyd Story, respectively.

Episode 10: Now Let's See Who He Really Is!

Author: Thad
Original Posted: 02.01.14
Heroes: Superasshole, Brentai, Yellowjackass, Captain Madagascar
Villain: Dr. Billy...no, wait, it's Alex Chiu...no, Rudean Brown...no, it's...aw, fuck it.

The Trinity faces off against Dr. Billy...but wait, that's not Dr. Billy! It's a mask! And under that...another mask! And another!

Also includes the first appearance of the Buddy Christ as the narrator.

Episode 11: The Holy Trinity vs. The Badasses of America

Author: Brad
Original Posted: ca. 02.05.03
Heroes: Thad/Superasshole, Brent/Brenteye, Steve/Yellowjackass, Brad/Captain Madagascar
Villains: Mysterious Shadowy Figure/Rudean Brown, The Badasses of America: Mr. T, Grimace, Maestro Limpio

Episode 12: Late One Night at IHOP

Author: Brad
Original Posted: ca. 03.02.17
Heroes: Thad, Brad, Greg (first appearance)
Villains: McDredz, Queer Magee

Episode 13: The Strange Case of 40s

Author: Brent
Original Posted: ca. 03.??.??
Heroes: Thad, Brent, Steve, Brad, Luke, Greg
Villain: Evil Robot Brentai

Brentai, denied a job by Mysterious Shadowy Merchant, applies at Blockbuster. But something's not right...!

Episode 14: A Christmas Special

Author: Brent
Original Posted: 03.12.24
Heroes: Thad, Brent, Steve, Brad, Luke, Dennis Kucinich, and Special Guests!
Villains: John Ashcroft, The Beast

John Ashcroft attempts to summon the Beast, to destroy Santa Claus and bring about Armageddon. The only thing that can stop him is the sound of One Heart, One Voice, and One Song...but such a thing belongs to nobody.

Time for a holiday superhero teamup!

Latest:
Episode 15: The Legacy

Author: Thad
Posted: 04.08.25
Heroes: Thad, Brent, Steve, Brad, Afro Jon (first appearance), Special Guest Star!
Villains: Chanting Mormons

Kicking back at the Fortress of Craptitude, the Mighty Trinity, together with its newest member, Afro Jon, is unpleasantly interrupted by Mormons chanting outside the window. (Based on a true story!) In the absence of beer and Combos, the Trinity is forced to regulate.

Other Appearances

KateStory

The Mighty Trinity appears in Books XI, XII, XIII, XIV, XV, and XVI of the KateStory.

Created 04.08.25
Uploaded 04.08.26
Last Updated 08.10.03